My Shiny New Fresh Pair Of Eyes

That's a really creepy title.

Anyeyeballs, task at hand.

Since I started blogging like, a month and a half ago I see things differently.

And if you mean differently as in, life revolves around blog and I take pictures of everything which made me realize I need a new camera - please send me money for this purchase, I will love you long time to point and laugh at and hopefully make you point and laugh and snort gross stuff out your face like coffee or better yet wine, then yes, differently.

If something *interesting* happens I start the first phase of constructing a blog post in my airhead of a brain.

I see life in 'blog' now.  Not in an obsessive creepy way yet but in a fun I-get-to-blog-rather-than-work way.

Here are some examples of shit I couldn't have cared less about preblog, but make my heart feel super happy now:

1. Dead plants

This is what happens when you give me anything that requires work to sustain life (whoever said it was ok for me to have children should be fired).  No bueno.  This plant needs some major therapy and Xanax.

2. Cupcakes

This is what a cupcake looks like before and after my almost four year old daughter has her way with it.  And no, I did not make these.  And yes, she shits sprinkles.

3. Random rocks

This is what Hubs vs. Skunk looks like.  Genius.

4. Speaking of eyeballs

Can you guess which ones are my shiny new eyes and which ones are Alexa's?  She is her mother's daughter, which is why I'm scared.  Hold me.

PS-you try taking a picture that close to your face and tell me how you like it.  Hint hint: you won't like it.

PPS-wanna see what Avery's favorite thing to do is?

Booger sprinkles,

Teisha