Threat of lots of snow
Makes me want to punch something
Send Xanax and booze
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Sickness all around
Flu season: worn out welcome
Hope girls stay healthy
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Christmas decor up
Avery must touch everything
Might have to come down
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Fact: I'm a moron
Googled Avery syllables
Still undetermined
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Crap: three syllables
Screws up previous haiku's
Meh, will play stupid
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Taking fake bake break
Having withdrawal symptoms
Not very good, yo
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No new shoes long time
Sad feet sad feet sad feet sad
Shall buy some new boots
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Miss sis and nephews
Wish fam would move closerer
Would make me happy
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Writing Haiku hard
Makes my brain weepy and shiz
Shall cease and desist
And that's why I've never really understood this type of poetry :o/
ReplyDeleteWhat the EFF!? I laughed out loud the entire time reading this. You're crazy hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed - you are quite the poet! Love the second to last one. ;o)
ReplyDeleteLol, your haiku's cracked me up! Hey, thanks for stopping by my blog yesterday for my SITS day!
ReplyDeleteYou are a freakin' riot!! Now, you KNOW the teacher in me actually counted out the damn syllables in every mother scratchin' line, just to make sure. Yeah, I'm a loser like that... :(
ReplyDeleteI love Haikus. Love the moron one. Describes me perfectly.
ReplyDeleteObviously, I am in the presence of genius. *bow*
ReplyDeleteyou are A. awesome B. hilarious C. my hero
Taking on haiku is always ambitious. Well done!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS.