The Longest Weekend Of Doing Nothing In The History Of Ever

It's Monday night.

I sit here in my jammies from prolly Friday night, I don't even know anymore, Avery is spitting venom at my chair and Alexa is prancing around in her Tinkerbell costume talking to dust particles.

I've died and gone to crazy town.

Josh is on his way home from the airport and I have never been so excited to see him.

Here's my weekend in pictures because my eyes and brain and soul have glazed over and are picketing out front.



Alright, who shit in the brownies?  Not cool.

Finished product.  150 calories per mini piece and worth. every. calorie.

Picasso painting the medallion to cover the giant hole in our ceiling.

Shithead painting the bathroom with a whole roll of toilet watered toilet paper

Cheese

The diva insisted on an umbrella

Queens of the snow city

Gently helping Avery down

Avery had her own idea though

Snow angel without snow pants - she soon was complaining of a cold rear

Finished off the weekend with Avery barfing up her fruit snacks and (red) juice and suffering through the night

Josh is home.

Excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner.

The text is centered and there's a bunch of empty space you say?

Holy crap my brain just exploded.