Friday, April 22, 2011

Betty White: Old Person Extraordinaire

Posted by Teisha
I had a dream....

WAIT!  Come back!

I know how hearing about other people's dreams is a gigantic suh-nooze fest but just relax.

Last night Betty White was a hotel lobby receptionist dinglehopper gal and she made me cry by being a gigantic bitch about me needing a key for my room.

Betty White MADE ME CRY

So, I woke up all pissed off at Betty White but then I remembered she says cool things like:

'Vodka's kind of a hobby'

Keep on, keepin' on Betty

THE END

4 comments:

  1. JessicaApril 22, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    LOL

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  2. Bad Little BunnyApril 22, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Betty White is a badass. I bet if she made you cry in real life, she'd give you a cookie or some pie, then say something really insulting that almost sounds like it was intended to make you feel better until she adds, "bless your heart" onto the end.

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  3. SarcasmInActionApril 22, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Betty White rocks my socks

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  4. Melissa TippetsApril 24, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Hahaha this is hilarious! Love your blog!

    www.melstevens1.blogspot.com

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Love you long time!

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