Caption This

I stole this idea from this dude.  No, I didn't misspeak I actually have a male reader.

Two to be exact.

I think it's because I cuss and talk about poop too much but we'll just say it's because I'm mucho witty and an incredibly talented writer.

I couldn't even write that with a straight face.

Anysparkles.

The objective is to caption the picture (obvi) but I have rules.

*groans* I know.  I hate rules too.  Just bear with me.

The caption has to be spoken from the viewpoint of a children's television character.

I mean, this *is* a family blog after all.

BWAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't say that with a straight face either.

Entertain me, people.

Make it good.

"Uh, Map, you need to lay off the sauce 'cause you've been getting us into some shady situations lately." Says Dora.
"This is seewious." Says Ming Ming.

Your turn.

Go.

Photo credit.  So I don't get sued.