How To (Un)Successfully Get A Preschooler To "Squat" When Said Preschooler Is Nowhere Near A Toilet

We do a lot of gravel traveling (Read: cruising the gravels, similar to cruising the strip, without any buildings, or stoplights) this time of year as a family because we can't stand to be around eachother cooped up in the house I don't want to have to clean the house after the monsters have ripped through it it's nice quality family bonding time and it gives us a chance to get out of the house and visit the neighbors.  Remember, I live on a farm.  On a gravel road.  In the middle of nowhere.  Surrounded by corn and cow poo.

Anypisser, sometimes this crop touring hits a snag when Alexa has to tinkle so we've been trying to figure out how to successfully squat, you know, without getting pee all. over. the. place. since we aren't always near a friends' house to use their commode and drink their beer.

How NOT to squat. Disclaimer: this is a reenactment as I wanted to save a little bit of Alexa's dignity in case she ever becomes rich and famous, or wants to be President.

No bueno.  There was pee everywhere.  Very unsanitary.

A better way to get the job done is like this.

Hee-lare-ee-uhs. To actually see this live is like watching a stroke of pee genius in action.

Happy Tinkles,

Teisha