BOO!

So.

I accidentally took a month off of blogging.

Why?

Because I am a giant lazy turd.

Giant - because I've been busy stuffing my face with food and gaining 6 8 fucking pounds in a month's time.  My girlfriend offered to check my thyroid for me which I soon realized isn't nearly as kinky as it sounds (sads) but I passed up the offer because my thyroid would have just told her to tell me to stop. eating. everything.

Lazy - because DUH

Turd - um, is it wrong that my sister's staged an intervention because I talk about poo too much?  Hi, my name is Teisha and I have an unhealthy fascination with talking about shit.

Aaaaaand, moving on.

Since we last talked, America had a birthday.



FYYYYYYYUUUUUHHHHHHHWOOOOOOKKKKKSSSSSS

We went to the zoo.

Elphalant butt



Calm down you silly poo throwing monkeys

Alexa and I wanted nothing to do with birds eating our fingers and possibly eyeballs

Summertime = being outside

Alexa planted a "tree" that she's been watering daily



Avery insisted on the life jacket.  Safety first.

Tubing on the muddy Mississippi

 We've also been hanging inside because ZOMG it's balls hot outside.

  

Rare moment = Avery SITTING STILL and not EFFING WITH HER SISTER.



 There's more but I can't tell you all of it right now or I'd have to take another month off of blogging.

So, I'll leave you with this cute little face until next time.

Ryan, don't tell anybody but you're my favorite

 Giant lazy turd Teisha out.